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Bottoms Up
We normally don’t dip into our recent issues for the Vault, but Namwali Serpell’s “Bottoms Up” immediately spring to mind when we came across this article on whacked out/crazy nontraditional forms of pleasure.
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From our Science Fair issue.
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This would never have happened if it weren’t for herpes. The other ones didn’t bother us as much. Gonorrhea, chlamydia, hepatitis, syphilis. They sounded too archaic, too exotic to be a direct threat. They were reassuringly difficult to spell. Not herpes. Herpes is not complex.
We met through our cleaner. Her name was Felicia. Maybe. We were never completely sure of this at the time, and later, we disagreed about whether she was from Haiti or the Dominican Republic. Neither of us ever actually met her. She had put up a flyer advertising cleaning services in the apartment building where we both lived. Her low rates appealed to us: we each needed a cleaner to come in several times a week. We rang her up, separately; we hired her, respectively.
She was very good at first. Precise, invisible. We gave her spare keys and tipped her generously. Then one day, she mixed up our laundry. We each of us found a pair of mismatched socks. It was a small mistake. They were the same kind of sock; they were mismatched only in size, not color or pattern. Our two pairs of blue argyle socks had traded one sock. We each called Felicia and left messages. She called back, sounding afraid, saying that she knew exactly who had whose sock—it was the first we’d heard of each other—and that she would fix it.
Having reunited the matching socks, she made another mistake. She misdelivered the pairs.
“What am I supposed to do with these?” I said to myself as I unrolled my sock knot to find perfectly matched socks that were nevertheless the wrong size. I called Felicia and I fired her.
When I saw him in the elevator that Sunday afternoon, it was obvious. We were both carrying laundry baskets. We were both wearing sandals and argyle socks. The heels of the too-short socks were squinched on my feet like burst blisters. The heels of his too-long socks protruded like new ankle bones.
“Hello,” we ventured tentatively.
It took us a moment to confess our suspicions, though we both knew the second I stepped into the elevator. The fact that we both took the time to confirm what we already knew was outrageously erotic. Later, in bed, we confessed how erotic the whole thing had been, our words tripping over each other, then falling in step as we giggled and sighed to a stop.
Apart from sock size, it was amazing how well matched we were. Education, hair, politics, food, sex, fear. It was like glancing out a window and being surprised to see yourself, the window actually a mirror. That we had met without the intervention of a database or a mastermind was remarkable. We raved about it. Soon we moved together into a larger apartment. There was more mess, more dirt. But we cleaned as a pair and four hands are better than two.
There was no real reason to suspect that either of us had herpes. We had both spent a great deal of time making doctors speak slowly so we could understand in great detail all of the tests we had asked them to perform. We each had a clean bill of health. But herpes, so simple it can be transmitted across glass and porcelain—herpes became a source of tension between us. Herpes is forever. There are two kinds and they are both forever.
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A Book I Haven’t Read
“… For Mallarmé the perfect book is one whose pages have not been cut, their mystery forever preserved, like a folded bird’s wing, or a fan never opened.” – Maggie Nelson, Bluets
I have not read one of my favorite books.
I’ve lied about it for years and although I no longer remember the circumstances that led to the initial transgression (a woman was involved, I’m sure), the repercussions have lasted until this moment and, if I can help it, will continue beyond it.
Bookselling can sometimes feel like a vocation designed to humble a novice’s book-devouring aspirations through a series of cruel back-straining tasks. I’ve been a bookseller for a dozen years and during that time have, not without resistance, come to accept that I will not read everything. Before I started down this narrow-aisled, dusty path, though, I lied about books. I lied to impress: girls, professors, rivals, friends. I lied to myself, even, employing subtle arguments to convince myself that the difference between a person who would cry after Anna throws herself under the oncoming train and a person who did cry while reading the passage was negligible. A person as full of existential angst as I was at twenty-two did not actually have to read Being and Nothingness; I was living it, with a less technical vocabulary.

Although I have grown comfortable enough with my limitations as a reader since those early embarrassments and anxieties, I think the fictions I fashioned for myself, about myself, were valuable: they provided the first intimations of the unfathomable gulf between the actual and ideal reader.
I am confronted with this gulf when I’m forced to talk about the book I continue to lie about.
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Henderson the Rain King
“And who could blame me, after that trip across the mountain floor on which there was no footprint, the stars flaming like oranges, those multimillion tons of exploding gas looking so mild and fresh in the dark of the sky; and altogether, that freshness, you know, that is like autumn freshness when you go out of the house in the morning and find the flowers have waked in the frost with piercing life?” —Saul Bellow, Henderson the Rain King
You could really choose just about any sentence. Bellow’s warty, thronging, thrilling style is in place throughout Henderson the Rain King, and short of opening the book at random, I’ve chosen one that seems to describe and embody the joy of reading Bellow with its own zany, energetic figuration. Right out of the gate there’s a hokiness, a reflexive corniness—leave it to Bellow to leap from self-rebuke to the cosmos in the span of a single clause—but also a raw exhilaration. This sentence falls early in the book, as Eugene Henderson plods out into the African bush, in search of relief more than salvation. But relief from what?
Bellow’s characters always seem afflicted, pecked by their mistresses and wives and parents and children. Henderson is a brute, a buffoon, an egotist, and a lunatic: he can get away from anything except from himself. And that’s where this book, this sentence, and Bellow in general all seem to excel, in these drastic, cosmic, Whitmanesque expansions. (It’s weird that David Foster Wallace didn’t mention Bellow in his litany of “Great Male Narcissists,” since neither Mailer, Roth nor Updike were quite so narcissistic as SB; I’d argue that none were really as great either.)
The key to the sentence is in its metaphor: the stars that flame “like oranges.” Those oranges are so Bellow, fragrant and sensual, and again, faintly ridiculous. (Oranges? Really? The stars?) It’s that shuttlecock that passes so relentlessly between the metaphysical, the mystic and the mundane, that defines him, that makes him, for my money, so much more than a boring novelist of the self. This sentence is filled, of course, with tension: with “exploding” gas and “mild” sky; the exotica of the African prairie and the homeliness of domestic life (“you know”—how beautifully Bellow leans over and familiarizes the insanity, aligns our experience with that of a demented, at the very least manic-depressive, millionaire—“when you go out of the house in the morning”).
Posted in The Art of the Sentence
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What We’re Reading

Meg Storey (Editor, Tin House Books): One of the books I picked up at AWP was Justin Torres’s debut, We the Animals, which I devoured on the plane ride home. Composed of sections that don’t so much tell stories as provide glimpses into the home life of a pack of mixed-race brothers, this short novel nonetheless comes together as an overall narrative and packs a heartbreaking wallop. Torres’s prose is stunning, and his characters and the events of their adolescent lives will haunt you for quite a while. I very much look forward to his next work.
Masie Cochran (Associate Editor, Tin House Books): At the urging of Nanci McCloskey, Tin House Director of Publicity, I am reading A.L. Kennedy’s Original Bliss. I’m in the homestretch, but it’s the kind of book I hate to finish. I read a few pages before going to sleep, and instead of going on, I reread and let the prose linger. It might not be the best book to read before bed—Kennedy gets me thinking instead of sleeping. The book is slight, just over 200 pages, but incredibly full. Helen Brindle—an abused housewife who recently lost her faith—makes for a grim subject, but Kennedy has a talent for handling the prickliest of scenarios with a brilliantly light touch.
Lance Cleland (Workshop Director): What to read on the plane…. is there a worse dilemma for a book lover (other than which first editions to sell to make rent)? Having long been bullied by our managing editor for not experiencing the pleasure that is Don DeLillo, I texted him prior to a recent departure and asked him to bring along the Don novel best suited for a cross country flight. End Zone is what landed in my lap.
I was shocked by how funny the book is. I never took the author to be a jokester, but the novel is filled with numerous laugh out loud moments, ranging from one line zingers to wonderfully constructed scenes that teeter between parody and true sentiment. By the time I got to the (famous?) scene of the players engaging in a wild game of pickup football in the snow, I was both laughing at the setup and fully invested in who would emerge victorious. Despite the ominous metaphor hanging in the background (football as nuclear warfare), this is a joyful novel, a perfect read for the plane, the beach, or in the stands.
Lauren Lederman (Editorial Intern, Tin House Books): I don’t reread books often, but recently I’ve been wanting more poetry in my life. I decided I’d revisit a collection I discovered a few years ago and fell in love with: One Secret Thing by Sharon
Olds. Diving into this book again has reminded me how much I admire Olds’ ability to create incredibly vivid and intimate portraits of, among many things, a mother-daughter relationship. The collection tackles so many aspects of life and family and it amazes me how she never shies away from the tenderness and toughness and the dark humor of it all. It also makes me wonder why I haven’t reread this book sooner and reminds me that I need to get her newest book as soon as possible.
Jakob Vala (Graphic Designer): Last week I was very busy lying on the beach and inventing simple syrups for complicated cocktails. Despite these hardships, I was able to fit a bit of reading into my schedule.
A long flight allowed me to immerse myself in the brutal saga of Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian. I read it slowly and let every achingly perfect line berate me for never practicing my own craft.
Also in my suitcase was Jodi Angel’s The History of Vegas. As a huge fan of You Only Get Letters from Jail, I was excited to dig into her first collection. Angel’s newer work is superior, but these earlier stories are equally compelling and tragic.
My most vacation-appropriate (though still quite dark) read was probably Karen Russell’s Vampires in the Lemon Grove. Russell can definitely write and these stories showcase her ability to seamlessly mix the fantastical with the everyday. My favorite piece, “Proving Up,” is atmospheric and unsettling, with a mysterious figure who would feel at home riding alongside McCarthy’s Judge.
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The Mother Satellite

It is time again to call my mother. I call her every day at noon. When she picks up today, she sounds great. A little winded, but energized. I can hear her treadmill whirring, her sneakered feet lightly thumping.
“Where are you?” I ask.
“Just passing over the Himalayas,” she says. “They’re lovely. They look like … oh, what are those things on a whale’s back?”
“Barnacles?”
“That’s it, sweetie. Barnacles. Oh, look, there’s a little mountain climber. He’s nearly at the top. Hello down there! Congratulations! Be careful now—don’t trip!”
“That’s impossible, Mom. You can’t see people from that distance.”
I have been worried about this. The drugs might be making her hallucinate.
Six weeks ago I suggested to my mother that it might be time to consider moving to assisted living. She said she’d rather be shot into space. The next day, she volunteered to be a test subject for Robert Alderbranch, the billionaire who thinks he’s figured out how to reverse aging. The formula involves exercise (both mental and physical), a strict diet, a daily drug cocktail, and orbiting the Earth alone in a small capsule.
“So what’s on the docket for today?” I ask her this every day, even though her days are all the same.
“Oh, the usual. After I’m done with the treadmill, I’ll have my kale and yeast shake. Next comes the crossword puzzle, and then I’ll do my crunches.”
“Wait, you’ll do your what?”
“My crunches, sweetie. Mr. Alderbranch says they strengthen the core. Didn’t I tell you? There are these … what do you call them? Like parentheses, only they’re bolted to the ceiling.”
“Brackets?”
“Brackets. I put my feet through them so that I’m upside down, although there’s technically no up or down, up here in space. I link my hands behind my head and touch my nose to my knees. I’m up to ten a day.”
“That’s amazing,” I say. “The formula really must be working.”
“Mr. Alderbranch is very pleased,” Mom says. “He says it’s not just the drugs or the exercises or even the weightlessness. It’s the … oh, what’s it called, when you see things from a different angle?”
“Perspective?”
“That’s it. You’re such a smart girl, sweetie. I know you’ll find your own calling in life very soon.”
The other day she emailed me a job listing from a law firm. It was another receptionist job. I have explained to her that I can’t be a receptionist because I’m an introvert. I’ve taken tests that prove this. Also, I have a PhD in comparative literature.
“Anyway, it’s true what people say about the Earth,” Mom says. “It’s just a little blue ball. Mr. Alderbranch says perspective is the key to everything.”
The formula is supposed to reverse aging, not just stop it. So how young will Mom get? Is there a predetermined cutoff point? If it were me, I think I’d like to stop at 35. That was a pretty good year, 35. I finally left my husband, the world’s most charismatic dentist, who cheated on me with multiple hygienists. That day, I turned my back on the large, sunny house we shared and ran for miles through the brand-new suburbs. I ran faster and faster, until I truly believed my next step would lift me into the air.
Posted in Flash Fridays
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Cola Man

Wherever the cola bottles are, you’ll find me. At the Temple of Heaven, near the circular stone altar where heaven and earth meet. Or at the top of the drum tower in the center of Xi’an, which is the center of China, which is the center of the world.
At the temple, I like to sit under the scraggly trees, my plastic bag of bottles over one shoulder, and watch the tourists enjoying chilled drinks on the stubbly lawn. Sometimes the bottles are full, sometimes near empty. I do not mind. Sometimes people eye me uncomfortably as they tilt the bottle to their lips, or take their time, swishing the last spit-laced gulp around in the bottom. I will wait. Always they drink the last drop, and find themselves with an empty, useless bottle in their hands. I point to it, reach, and we need no common words to complete the transaction.
I get a bottle to sell for recycling money. You get free hands. Everyone is happy.
I like to roam the Beijing Zoo, stopping by to salute the pandas. I know the hardships of their lives, scouring all over the frozen hills of the Sichuan province in search of an abundant yet insubstantial food. They have bamboo. I have bottles.
Often I camp out by the river, on a bench by the stand that sells French fries covered in chocolate sauce. Or pork flakes. I don’t see the tourists buy these flavors much, but they swarm to the overpriced soft-drinks. They sit in irritable groups at the tables, as dejected as a flock of pelicans, mouths hanging open in the heat and hats flopping over sunburnt brows. All I need is to walk past with my bag held open, and they donate their used bottles without protest.
I once followed a man up the Great Wall. He stopped at every watch tower, taking a swig of cola and leaning his torso out from the wall to behold green peaks as steep as the curve of a bottle. I thought of pandas, slogging up the slope of a limestone mountain in search of bamboo. At intervals along the Wall, the vendors sold achievement medallions, calligraphy brushes, embroidered scenes, and, of course, perspiring cola bottles. I eyed the other tourists with their drinks, but kept my sights on the man.
When we reached the top, the stairs narrower and less crowded now than before, he stood with the hills behind him and his thumb tilted up as his wife took his picture. The bottle sat on the warped step, one lukewarm mouthful swishing within. I almost reached for it, but the man stood within sight, his teeth flashing like a cola commercial. So I waited at a respectful distance as he snatched up the bottle, took one last triumphant chug and, before I could move, threw the bottle over the edge to the wind-rocked trees below.
A panda climbs to the frosty tops of the mountains in search of bamboo leaves, of which he must eat twenty pounds daily. When he finds them, he rubs the frozen shoots in circles under his nose to thaw them enough to chew.
I, too, travel miles to find my bottles, even in so solemn a place as the Old Summer Palace. Few tourists visit there, for who wants to see an empty, ruined park when you can have all the buzz and colors of the Forbidden City?
Out back, beyond the koi pond and the water-lily pools, toward the alabaster ruins and fields of yellow grass where once a palace stood, few people venture. But there are cola bottles. I wander the splintering trails, past visitors napping in the heat of the day. I’m a fool to go this far back, my near-empty bag clunking against my thin shoulder blades. But I, like the pandas, know you must sometimes climb to remote places for your sustenance. Besides, empty bottles are a light enough load.
I spot a sitting, conscious figure with her feet over the water of a polluted lake. She sits at the top of an ornate bridge that arches like a provoked mountain lion, its paintwork as bright as a subway billboard. She watches, eyes drooping, and for a moment I think she sees me. Then, she raises her drink to her lips, and I am only a splotch of color at the bottom of her bottle. She presses the open top to her lips like an unashamed kiss, pours the cola down her throat as she would a torrent of rice beer. I wonder if she will suck the air right out of the bottle until it collapses in on a vacuum.
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Reprieve
I know how it is. Jobs are scarce, so you take the first one you can get. You’re not passionate about it, you don’t believe in it, it but the benefits are great and it’s easy enough. You say it’s just till you find something else, but they give you a promotion, then another and another. You move closer to work, then closer and closer. You realize you only have work friends. You use more empty, archaic jargon than you’re comfortable with, and then you just get comfortable with it. More promotions come and go. You take them without any fanfare. Then one day the big one comes. Suddenly you’re the Pope, and everyone’s bowing and calling you Your Holiness, and sure, you’re dressed to the nines, but you barely notice. You wave to the people and talk. You know the words but you forget what they mean. You see some old man mumbling on TV and you think his balcony looks just like your balcony. Then they say your name, the new one with the Roman numerals after it. And suddenly you see how white your hair is, how your skin wrinkles and sags, even pools up around the rings on your fingers, and you can’t believe it’s come to this. Look how old you are. You don’t even recognize yourself. You used to have such a strong jaw, you’re pretty sure you remember that. You know there used to be more color to your eyes… And you can’t do it anymore. So you back out as gracefully as you can. You keep the title because they won’t let you lose it. They won’t let you melt the ring they gave you either, but you insist they score the soft metal, at least. You promise it’s not personal. You give everybody some kind words, accept their gifts but give them all to the closest charity shop on your way out. You flip absently through the classifieds and see some modest fixer-upper boat for sale. You try to get your successor set up, but all you’re thinking about is how straight your spine will be after a year of no robes, no hats, no heavy books or worries, no expectations. Just a speedo and a pair of mirrored aviators reflecting miles of blue and white water every way you turn. Just salt air and sunlight. You think how great it will feel, then, just to breathe. Yeah, that’s how it goes. Who hasn’t been there?
Thomas Ross is a writer who mostly works in coffee, beer and wine, and stealing people’s stories to tell at parties. He doesn’t know what problems plague the popes, but he sees how frail they are and would like to see more of that. His work has been published here, on this blog, today. For shorter pope jokes and other blistering insights, you can follow him on Twitter where he is called @notThomasRoss.
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I’m a Fan
Not so long ago, I was convalescing from yet another back injury, feeling not a little bit sorry for myself, and digging deep—and I mean deep—into my back catalogue of heretofore un-listened-to podcasts, when I came across an old Sound of Young America episode (a great podcast, by the way, as is its newer incarnation Bullseye with Jesse Thorn) wherein John Hodgman interviews George R.R. Martin. Topics covered in the interview include: old Avengers comics (in particular, the life and death of the Avenger Wonder Man), J.R.R. Tolkien, historical novels, and the prospect of Harper Lee ever writing To Kill a Mockingbird 2. And eventually the conversation turned to the very topic of fans and fandom, not the least because Martin has a complicated relationship with his own.
Fans are great, Hodgman and Martin agreed, about ninety-percent of the time. But sometimes—ten percent, let’s say—fans can be contentious. They can be possessive and confrontational. They can be pains in the ass. There’s a reason, after all, why “fanboy” has become such a derogatory term. But isn’t it flattering, asked Hodgman, to know that you’ve created something about which other people care so much and feel so much a part? It is, said Martin, but often it’s a flattery he could do without. Then Hodgman said something that really struck me. It was a prescriptive statement, though I think it was also meant to complicate. I understood it as a question, of sorts. “Not all fans are writers,” he said, “but all writers are fans.”
Is that true? Are we all—all of us writers—fans? Fan-like, do we not passionately—sometimes even obsessively—engage with our subjects? Do we not write in order to gain access and understanding? To be able to become part of the greater whole? But what about the freighted and fraught side of fandom? When our desire for access and intimacy creates a debit or comes at some other cost?
I put the question, as it were, to a variety of writers who I both admire and count myself a fan of. I asked them to describe their best or most interesting or most transformative experiences as fans. As the answers came back, I discovered another distinct and weirdly interesting pleasure: that of being a fan listening to fans talking about being fans.
[Ed. Note- Bryan received so many great answers that we decided to break up what once was intended as a single feature and turn it into a regular column.]
T.C. Boyle (San Miguel): While writers are fans, they are also insanely jealous of other writers, who are, after all, less their compatriots than competitors. Writers must also be protective of their fragile psyches while in the throes of their own work, and fandom is often counterproductive. Better the dark bar, anonymous strangers, the pulp of our banal society. So, in short, I will choose to talk about my first artistic influence, one that hit me when I was a teenager and unconnected in even the slightest way to literature, which was then, for me, simply a variety of the torture known as junior high.
That first influence was John Coltrane, who remains one of my gods and heroes to this day. I then wanted to be a musician, but the music we played in school (like the books we were required to read), left me cold. Then, in the underground way of friends turning one another on, somebody–some angel–induced me to listen to Coltrane. I was transformed. For the first time in my life I related deeply to an artform and an artist. This enabled me to drive my parents and the neighbors absolutely carpet-chewing mad as I blew along, windows open wide summer and winter both, freeing my soul even as I strove (unsuccessfully, for the most part) to absorb and replicate the master’s genius. I listen to him today, often while working, and if I still can’t even begin to unravel what he is doing with his scales and key changes, I like to think that his soul speaks to mine and propels my own riffs and rhythms.
Amelia Gray (Threats): I have long made an ass out of myself in front of writers I admire. There is the time I offered my compliments in a strong whiskey breath to Vanessa Place; the time I got myself lost the hill country of Texas with Aimee Bender in my passenger seat; the time I handed Richard Ford a thrift-store copy of Independence Day to sign, described the plot of my first novel to him in one nervous breath, and nearly fainted. The very first time I interacted with a writer was when I was 22 and Tobias Wolff had just read his short story “Bullet in the Brain” to an appreciative crowd at Arizona State. I waited for twenty minutes in the signing line and then told him, because I could think of nothing better, that I was going to read the story out loud to my roommates. I did not have roommates. Why did I lie to Tobias Wolff? I am certain he knew.
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AWP: The Final Post
The week after AWP is a time to reflect. A moment to catch you breath, detox, and assess a convention unlike any other in the literary world.
Like many of us, you are still probably trying to digest the awesomeness that was Dana Spiotta and Don DeLillo reading from their first novels, or the bewitchment that occurs when Ann Carson does anything. Riffling through your newly acquired 15 tote bags, perhaps you feel overwhelmed by just how many awesome new journals you discovered, their covers speaking to you over the cries of your partner who can’t believe you spent another $100 on “important snapshots of our age.” Or maybe you are still bemoaning the fact that you didn’t get the chance to track down an editor who has championed your work, or conversely, are still steaming from the fact that said editor referenced a story about chickens when talking with you, even though your novel concerns a dystopian genocide.
Did you have an awkward encounter you now regret? Don’t fear, that’s the AWP version of a tramp stamp. If you are an editor/publisher/teacher/guru who drunkenly articulated the power you hold over people while downing Fireballs in the hotel lobby, an apologetic note with a funny video that further explains your behavior will go along way in smoothing things over.
If you are a disgruntled writer/ex-intern who cornered an editor/publisher/teacher/guru and dispensed with a diatribe about how you are overflowing with so much freaking talent that, should it somehow all come out at once, it would flood Boston like it was 1919, then congratulations, you are officially “that AWP guy” (never in the history of AWP has this award been given to a woman). Like your brothers before you, may you take your talents to network television.
The one universal topic of conversation in Boston (besides the hotel bar’s decision to sex things up with a velvet rope and a wait list) seemed to be the annual VIDA numbers that were announced just prior to the conference. For those of you who don’t know (shame!), VIDA is an organization that “seeks to explore critical and cultural perceptions of writing by women through meaningful conversation and the exchange of ideas among existing and emerging literary communities.” As part of their commitment to exploring gender equality in publishing, they regularly report on the amount of male/female writers that appear in specific print journals. During the course of the weekend, Tin House received a lot of love for their VIDA pie chart, which displayed an across-the-board commitment to publishing great authors no matter their sex.
Like any good AWP reflection, we bask in the glow of our successes and look forward to ways in which we can improve ourselves post-conference. Case in point, our karaoke gender numbers. Here’s a look at our playlist from our most recent reader party.
| Title | Artist | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Pony | Ginuwine | ||
| Laid | James | ||
| Come A Little Bit Closer | Jay & The Americans | ||
| It Wasn’t Me | Shaggy & Ricardo “Rikrok” Ducent | ||
| Semi-Charmed Life | Third Eye Blind | ||
| Long December, A | Counting Crows | ||
| Boys Of Summer, The | Henley, Don | ||
| Badfish | Sublime | ||
| Stay (I Missed You) | Loeb, Lisa & The Nine Stories | ||
| Bitch | Brooks, Meredith | ||
| Rocket Man | John, Elton | ||
| Honky Tonk Women | Rolling Stones, The | ||
| Angel From Montgomery | Prine, John | ||
| Something To Talk About | Raitt, Bonnie | ||
| Part Of Your World | Little Mermaid, The | ||
| Whatever You Like | T.I. | ||
| These Are The Days | 10,000 Maniacs | ||
| Kiss | Prince | ||
| Caravan | Morrison, Van | ||
| I Am Woman | Reddy, Helen | ||
| Ignition Remix | Kelly, R. | ||
| Bizarre Love Triangle | New Order | ||
| Holiday | Madonna | ||
| Eight Days A Week | Beatles, The | ||
| Total Eclipse Of The Heart | Tyler, Bonnie | ||
| Like A Prayer | Madonna | ||
| Landslide | Fleetwood Mac | ||
| It’s The End Of The World | R.E.M. | ||
| Common People | Pulp | ||
| Up On Cripple Creek | Band | ||
| Hungry Heart | Springsteen, Bruce | ||
| Red Red Wine | UB40 | ||
| Add It Up | Violent Femmes | ||
| This Charming Man | Smiths, The | ||
| You’re So Vain | Simon, Carly | ||
| Modern Love | Bowie, David | ||
| Burning Down The House | Talking Heads, The | ||
| Son Of A Preacher Man | Springfield, Dusty | ||
| Fight The Power | Public Enemy | ||
| Mr. Jones | Counting Crows |
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That’s 28 male artists to 12 female artists (though it could be argued that Adam Duritz has the soul of a siren).
I guess what I am trying to say is that no matter how successful or disastrous your AWP experience was, it is important to remember that one weekend does not make for a career. Unless you’re “that guy.”
Lance Cleland is the director of the Tin House Summer Writers’ Workshop. He sings a mean Dusty Springfield.
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Oysters
Last week I attended a poetry reading at the last minute, because it seemed like a pleasant way to spend a cold winter afternoon and also because my week had been a little heavier on weird old sexist children’s books than usual and I needed an antidote.
It turned out to be a food-themed reading, and some poets stuck more closely to that idea than others. At least one wrote beautifully about the revelation of eating truly fresh farm eggs, and, being a devotee of all things egg myself, this was my favorite of the day. As I listened, it struck me that poems are uniquely made to consider food in a way I, a prose writer, may not get to. The reading had a sense of pleasant oddness, and of the pointillist way a poet can illuminate a single moment, teasing out its participants, its emotions, its conflicts and unexpected layers. When I think of food prose, I tend to think of either the service type—here is how to cook this, what this is, who creates it, or where to eat it, plus poetic descriptions for a more appetizing read—or the one I am more partial to, the food story. But the story of food can be awfully repetitive after a while, no matter how heartfelt and well-done. (We know how this goes: My mother made this dish for me, even if only once in my benighted childhood; or Here is a moment I cherish through a faint overlay of loss and time.) The pleasure in these poems was that many of them were free of the need for story and arc and instead delved into the poet’s own idiosyncratic experience of the food before her, its source, its associations, the sensory experience of consuming it and the companions with whom she was dining.
It’s usually not the same experience I can draw upon, and I like it best when that’s the case—that can be as startling and bracing as when you realize that, say, you and the person beside you have just experienced the same moment in totally different ways. I am generally more drawn to prose because story is how I think things through, how I communicate and consider –and obviously nothing says a poem cannot tell a story—but here I suddenly appreciated the poems that set story aside in favor of the fullness, and the smallness, of the moment.
Which brings me to my very favorite food poem of all time, and perhaps my favorite poem too, Seamus Heaney’s “Oysters.” I’m predisposed to love any poem about oysters, because oyster is one of those words I luxuriate in seeing on a page. I return to this poem every now and then over the years and for me its brilliance never dulls: Here is the flavor, the scent, the sound, the emotion of this sensuous and barbarous meal.
Our shells clacked on the plates.
My tongue was a filling estuary,
My palate hung with starlight:
As I tasted the salty Pleiades
Orion dipped his foot into the water.
Alive and violated,
They lay on their bed of ice:
Bivalves: the split bulb
And philandering sigh of ocean –
Millions of them ripped and shucked and scattered.
I remember mentioning this poem to Tin House’s late poetry editor, Amy Bartlett, back when I was an intern, and admitting I loved it but didn’t know what it really meant. I think it’s about the pure experience of the moment, she said, and I think she was right. The poem is not evoking a moment of pure beauty (though the poem itself is a thing of pure beauty); it contains discomfort in its appetite, the shiver of unease that needles us even as we reach for pleasure. So, yes, it is about the moment of eating an oyster, or an egg, and just the moment, but when it’s done like this it is as large as the universe.
Michelle Wildgen is an executive editor at Tin House magazine. She is the author of the forthcoming novel Bread and Butter, the novels You’re Not You and But Not for Long, and editor of an anthology, Food & Booze: A Tin House Literary Feast. Her fiction and nonfiction have appeared in publications and anthologies including the New York Times, O, the Oprah Magazine, Best New American Voices 2004, Best Food Writing 2004 and 2009, and elsewhere.
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The Barber’s Unhappiness

“He ogled old women and pregnant women and women whose photographs were passing on the sides of buses and, this morning, a woman with close-cropped black hair and tear-stained cheeks, who wouldn’t be half bad if she’d just make an effort, clean up a little and invest in some decent clothes, some white tights and a short skirt maybe, knee boots and a cowboy hat and a cigarillo, say, and he pictured her kneeling on a crude Mexican sofa, in a little mud hut, daring him to take her, and soon they’d screwed their way into some sort of beanfield while some gaucho guys played soft guitars, although actually he’d better put the gaucho guys behind some trees or a rock wall so they wouldn’t get all hot and bothered from watching the screwing and swoop down and stab him and have their way with Miss Hacienda as he bled to death, and come to think of it, forget the gauchos altogether, he’d just put some soft guitars on the stereo in the hut and leave the door open, although actually what was a stereo doing in a Mexican hut?” —George Saunders, “The Barber’s Unhappiness”
This is how we meet the barber of George Saunders’s “The Barber’s Unhappiness,” in the second sentence of what may very well be my favorite story of all time.
Our knowledge of Mickey the barber is sparse when this wheeling little sucker punch of a sentence hits. Here’s what Saunders has told us already: From the title, we know the identity of our hero, his occupation and maybe his class. We know, too, that something’s foul in the state of his personal Denmark. In the one sentence that precedes this one, we’ve been told that “Mornings the barber left his stylists inside and sat out front of his shop, drinking coffee and ogling every woman in sight.” It’s an opening line that’s got its intimacies—the chumminess of “mornings,” the fact that we’re witnessing the barber stepping into a private moment apart from his plebs, the cop to his “ogling.” Still, we seem to be planted at a safe third-person distance from the barber, outside of his emotional splash zone.
And then we get the tsunami of this second sentence, and, with it, the collapse of the distance between the barber’s interior and exterior lives—a distance that turns out to be the story itself. As Saunders unspools the barber’s mental workings, each phrase a step deeper into the inferno, he gives us in one fantastic line the heart of the whole matter: the hurt that lies in the disconnect between his reality and his fantastic expectation, most especially his expectations for himself.
When Saunders starts this mightiest sentence, he places the barber into almost literal conversation with the terms of his world. In a tricky slide of perspectives, observation of a street scene and of the barber himself slips quietly into that same barber’s happy recasting of reality’s players. The membrane here between fact and perception is thin, and ripe for renegotiation. Even in the sentence’s opening phrase, where we’re still tethered to the external world, we’re seeing a world selectively edited for relevance.
And what is relevant to the barber is women. “Ogling,” it turns out, doesn’t even begin to cover it. Saunders tells us this stylistically as the barber merrily gathers women en masse with “ands,” stacking them up like cordwood. When Saunders zooms in on Miss Hacienda, we seem poised for a minute to go back to the broader scene beyond the storefront, to Mickey’s connection to the world around him. Saunders notes Miss Hacienda’s “tear-stained cheeks” and dangles the possibility of the barber making a foray into empathy. But as quickly as the barber brushes unaware against the feelings of someone else, he reshapes the situation in the image of his own lonely ego. Mickey’s problem here is not Miss Hacienda’s emotional distress but its compromising effect on an already compromised appearance, an issue he generously allows would be avoidable if she’d “just make an effort.”
And here’s the first heartbreaking and lovable thing about the barber’s particular brand of delusional dickery: at the same time he starts dreaming Miss Hacienda into the beanfield, he starts wishfully to re-dream himself. Even in these private interior thoughts, we see him propping himself up, painting himself in the best possible terms—the suggested wardrobe upgrade would be an investment! He can see beyond Miss Hacienda’s surface to her potential! It’s all so hopeful and so oblivious that we actually like him in his racism and judginess and predilection for western wear, even as the scene turns to the stuff of gas station pinup calendar. By the time the barber is handing Miss Hacienda a cigarillo from the great bordello prop table in the sky, we’re as enchanted by the barber’s reverie as he is.
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About the Cover: This Means War
In the war between man and the natural world, it would appear, judging from Brin Levinson’s unpeopled, postapocalyptic cityscapes, nature has won. Levinson’s worlds—washed in dour grays, ochre, and sepia brown—suggest the landscape before us is already becoming a relic. The brightest colors, the occasional burst of blue sky that breaks out from behind cloud-crowded sky, the flash of red graffiti on a rhino, pop off the canvas.
You can see the influence that Portland’s industrial areas and older architecture have had on Levinson, particularly the city’s multiple bridges—Hawthorne, the Steel Bridge, St. Johns—near which the deer and the zebra roam, while wildebeests graze in the city’s Chinatown, and beneath an underpass in a switching yard, a tagged walrus, big as a train car, appears to rest his weary flippers. With the skyline of the deserted city in the distance, an abandoned ship lists in a nearly dry riverbed, a pair of elephants posing like refugees from Noah’s Ark. There is something comic in this, as in the image of a giant white rabbit apparently about to topple a water tower. Outside of the city, dirigibles as big as whales glide past a pretty blue Victorian house, while in the foreground a gold bird, beak wide open, is either belting out a song or a warning.
“I combine fragments of realism and imagination in my images to create a world balanced on the edge of familiar and foreign,” Levinson says. “I attempt to create a dreamlike scene of one suspended moment and leave an open-endedness to the story.”
On top of this incredible cover, we’re also thrilled to announce that we’re now able to fulfill digital subscriptions to the magazine. Every new print subscription comes with access to the digital version, which you can enjoy alone for $19.95. This has been a long time coming and we hope you’ll continue to enjoy the magazine in whatever format you prefer.
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Postmarked
To him,
I wish I could have a matcha tea, the frothed pond scum kind from that Japanese brasserie next to the Crillon, the hotel where I found this little stuffed elephant that follows me around when I travel. Dumbelina, she’s called, a cruel nickname someone once gave me, and I love her. She was born at the Crillon when I was there with a special someone at the end of long journey and the start of an even longer one. Her father, we’ll call him, has not been to my nearby green tea place known as Toraya.
I have two Parises. One is for just me. And D protects me there, here where I am now, with no tea, no cheese, no smoked salmon-wrapped haricot vert burritos from Cafe Flore a little past midnight. Can’t go get those. Not now. In Paris alone, again. Sort of. There’s a little one beside, er, inside me.
I arrived a few nights ago for a book signing and will stay until another event at Shakespeare & Co., that crazy magic place Henry Miller called “a wonderland of books.” I saw a picture of a love of his and a hero of mine, Anaïs Nin, from when she had a reading there. I’ve been sleeping on a pile of her erotica, next to a stack of books by Joseph Kessel, James Salter and Miller. It’s all inspiring the book I’m working on about one of my two Parises. Sort of.
But before all that. Here’s what happened on Friday night. I stayed in bed late at L’hotel in my favorite room with garish black purple walls and canopy bed, shades drawn over black ombre lace curtains. On the top of the secretary desk, I’d left twenty-three pink-green roses that were bought two weeks ago by a friend at the Notre Dame market. My elephant watched from the top of a black iron stand were I’d left my jewelry (two rust colored silk ribbons and a black velvet neck cord). I knew I had to take some friends to dinner that night, and, so, a friend knocked on the door around four p.m. “Little vampire, time to let some light in.” I got up. And dressed. We left and made our way to a bar in La Bastille to meet a group of writers. Early, we went to the Franprix and got a bag of Orangina flavored Haribo candies as aperitifs. The red ones tasted like grapefruit, the yellow ones just like the soda. The dinner plan was back to Place de la Madeline.
It was a very special dinner, a thank you to three friends and a brutal first sit-down with a new one. They ate blinis and slices of aureole-colored salmon. I ate haricots verts and pomme de terres. There were two decorated potatoes, one with a scoop of see-through salmon eggs like little dotted breasts, the other a heap of pearly black balls. Charlotte Rampling walked in. She ate dinner behind us. Then, the guy sitting across from me, with a sweater just high enough at his throat to hide his neck tattoo, made me cry. After I made him cry first. While everyone else just watched. Charlotte was still eating. I posted an instagram of the caviar potato. People liked it.
And herein lies the subtext of the dinner argument. Yeah, I wish I were like you. I know it’s “ugly,” all this online promotion, but what you don’t know is it’s not all real. You won’t see my child on social media or my real love. Those who have to declare their intimate feelings on public platforms have so much to prove that all they have time for is proving. I want to know people. But, what you don’t see is that, for me to get that chance, I need to show a hint of who I am. And have a little fun.
Otherwise, someone might choose for me, and there are all those eyes watching and agreeing with whoever does it first. And a technological nightmare of a legacy for the little one to eventually see.
That’s why one of my little travel companions is so special. She was created all in love in a private Paris when I once thought I would be forever alone. She’s named Dumbelina because that was my name, to someone who didn’t know me, someone who just saw me. I like to post pictures of her online.
So, if I can, I’m going to show you.
And, I told the man who made me cry that the reason I believed in social media of a certain kind was because, in some ways, it allowed me to do the one thing that gives me hope and a will to live. And in doing so, may allow me to take care of a family and myself, to one day make both my Parises one certain whole. Still, I’m not yet enthusiastic about life, my life.
There was certainly a subtext to the conversation, a palatable shared energy. And I was thankful Charlotte was there. To me, she represents sex, thoughtfulness, and aging well while engaged with both. I told him I would give him a book. He’s getting Salter’s A Sport and a Pastime, what Joyce Carol Oates called “a valentine to Salter’s France.”
There’s a subtext herein too. What Salter said in an interview with Edward Hirsch for the Paris Review,”Hope but not enthusiasm is the proper state for the writer.” I am hopeful as I travel along all on my own, wherever I go with the little one.
Stephanie LaCava is a journalist and writer working in New York City and Paris. She began her career at Vogue, in fashion and later in features, where she assisted the European Editor-at-Large of the magazine. Her writing has appeared in print and online publications such as Vogue, The Paris Review, T: The New York Times Style Magazine, Interview, and Garage. She made her literary debut in December with An Extraordinary Theory of Objects.
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What We’re Reading

Diane Chonette (Art Director of Tin House): After reading The Education of Werner Pfennig by Anthony Doerr in the latest issue of Tin House, I wanted more. So, while I’m reluctantly waiting for his forthcoming novel, from which the excerpt was pulled, I’ve picked up his 2007 memoir, Four Seasons in Rome: On Twins, Insomnia, and the Biggest Funeral in the History of the World. I am reading in awe as Doerr and his wife head to Rome on a writing fellowship as first time parents of six-month-old twins. I traveled to Rome a few years ago, before I had a baby (who is now 11 months old), and can only imagine my current life and all the early parenting challenges taking place in that ancient, bustling metropolis. Also, when I picked up Four Seasons in Rome, I hadn’t realized that it is, in large part, a memoir on his struggles to write the very novel I want so badly to read. I’m glad for this insight, as well as a genuine and charming introduction to Anthony Doerr while I wait.
Nanci McCloskey (Director of Publicity): Reading the Patrick Melrose Novels is a consciousness-changing experience. I started with the last one, At Last, because I didn’t want to commit to the whole series if I wasn’t a fan of the writing. When I was midway through At Last and found I couldn’t talk about anything else, Tin House editor, Tony Perez, implored me to begin at the beginning, and I’m glad I did. The writing is beautiful, sardonic, and chillingly intimate. I can’t remember the last time I blew off anything I could get away with in the real world so I can stay and bear witness to the harrowing and brutal lives of the Melrose clan. It might be hard to believe after reading my description, but I still managed to laugh out loud several time while reading the books.
Shannon McDonald (Workshop Intern, Tin House Magazine): It’s easy for me to get caught up in all the new book releases, and forget that I have a tower of classics and meant-to-read-for-years books piled up beside my bed. They’ve waited so long, and it’s really not fair to ignore them. In lieu of the shiny and new, I’m finally reading Walker Percy’s, The Moviegoer. This man! Hilarious and heartbreaking and cynical and naïve. It’s storytelling you can settle into, confident that the language and characters will deliver exactly what you need. I’ve been trying to convince my friends to go on a Southern road trip for quite a while, but I’m always met with vague excuses. Maybe now I’ll just take Walker with me and drive.
Desiree Andrews (Assistant Editor, Tin House Magazine): I’m most of the way through Out of Sheer Rage by Geoff Dyer. When people ask me what to read, Dyer is one of the first writers I’m likely to mention (I used to universally recommend James Salter, but that’s gotten me into trouble).
I picked up Sheer Rage before a weekend on the coast because I wanted something that I knew I wouldn’t want to put down. There was no doubt in mind that that book would fulfill that desire, at the very least.
From page one, Dyer’s voice (whether in his fiction or nonfiction) never fails to entice the reader into his world. Compelling sentences, detailed scenes, and easily identifiable characters make Sheer Rage accessible and enjoyable but, under all of that subtle craft, he’s tying together the mundanity of everyday and the larger question of why we do what we do—why we’re compelled to seek out art and create it. When the next person asks me what they should read, I will certainly say Out of Sheer Rage.
Holly Laycock (Publicity Intern, Tin House Books): One tour having not been enough, I’m in the depths of Bill Bryson’s house for the second time this Friday, reading his appropriately titled At Home. I could probably read this book a thousand times and never tire of it, for who knew there were so many (surprisingly) interesting details about salt and pepper shakers out there? The wonderful thing about this book is his command over such seemingly innocuous material as he guides you through the rooms of his home (a former rectory built in 1851), providing the history behind modern conveniences and common home features with aplomb and wit. Fabulous!
Devon Walker-Domine (Editorial Intern, The Open Bar): Currently, I am reading Mikhail Bulgakov’s The Master and Margarita, a delightfully if not dizzyingly multifaceted novel. Bulgakov skillfully frames one story within another and seamlessly shifts focus from the unraveling lives of individual characters to the stiflingly bureaucratic states in which those lives are imbedded. Being just midway through the book, I can already say that I’m hooked. In the first chapter, the devil approaches two academics who are strolling through the park debating the existence of Jesus; he then proceeds to eloquently hi-jack their conversation and relay in exquisite detail a dialogue that took place between Jesus and Pontius Pilate on the day of Jesus’s crucifixion. This is probably one of the most perfect chapters I’ve read in a long time, both in terms of structure and content.
In the subsequent chapters, this shifty devil character goes on to lead his retinue (which includes a talking cat with a predilection for beheading loquacious political figures) through the streets of Moscow, destroying the reputations of elite Muscovites and humiliating (or teleporting to remote locations) anyone who gets in his way; meanwhile, the entire city of Moscow, through the clever manipulations of this motley crew, unwittingly serves as the jury in its own ill-fated trial.
I don’t know where this wild literary ride will ultimately take me, but I have a feeling the end will probably be as devastating and delightful as the beginning, filled with the same intricate weave of humor, tragedy, fantasy, and reality.
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Boy Named Rome

So, if Rome were a senior in college, Rome would look like this: Rome has a swimmer’s body—a tight smoothness. He doesn’t shave his chest, just has that God-given sculptured body, that “I take care of myself but not in a grossly exaggerated, body-builder way.” And of course, Rome is a swimmer. He would never have played football or basketball. He swims the butterfly stroke because he likes the way it stretches his body, prefers to compete with himself rather than with others. Rome always gets the best time.
And, of course, Rome took French because only band and ROTC kids take German. Rome doesn’t hang out with band and ROTC kids, but at least he smiles at them in the hallway and that makes them feel important, recognized. Rome has a way of making people feel important just by looking at them.
Rome is cool without trying. Rome appreciated Woody Allen before he made films with Scarlett Johansson—because, really, Rome often wonders, how can you move from Diane Keaton and Mia Farrow to Scarlett Johansson? And this gives hope to awkward girls with straight, boy shapes because they think that if Rome loves Annie Hall in a men’s tie, maybe he would love them too.
And he would love them—indifferently and then passionately and then indifferently again, with the puff of a cigarette after sex. And Rome never speaks first after sex. And Rome would only suggest a threesome if he were absolutely sure it was his girlfriend’s secret desire, her animalistic adventure she’s too embarrassed to put it into words. Rome is not afraid of sex.
You know that if Rome would have wanted to, he could have run for student body president—he would have won hands down. But he doesn’t care about politics, he has better things to do—learn the guitar, play a Talking Heads song—and besides, he would never make cardboard campaign posters with cutesy rhymes. Rome doesn’t do anything cutesy.
So Rome has this cousin, this younger cousin, Seattle, and Seattle always looks up to everything Rome does because Rome is a senior in college and Seattle’s only a freshman in high school. Rome was the one who gave Seattle his first cigarette. Rome only smokes clove cigarettes, but sometimes Seattle is cheap and buys Marlboro. And Rome tries to give Seattle pointers, like telling him that it’s not really ironic anymore to wear Converse shoes. And Seattle’s like, “Oh yeah, you’re right. Thanks man.” But then Seattle just goes and buys Toms and Rome knows that Seattle was hopeless from the start. Even when Seattle thought he was cool because he discovered On the Road, Rome had already read The Dharma Bums like it was yesterday’s news.
And that one time when Seattle got really drunk and was afraid his parents would be waiting up for him and would smell the whiskey, Rome let Seattle crash at his place, and even though Rome didn’t say anything about Seattle puking all over the kitchen, Seattle felt really stupid about it in the morning. Because Rome never has a hangover. So Seattle knows that he will never really be as cool as Rome because it’s hard to be as cool as your cool older cousin, so Seattle wants to just give up.
But sometimes Rome just smells like shit. Because sometimes Rome is too lazy to take a shower—that secret stench rots under that marble, that perfect face. And strangers never expect this because they only hear the good things, and they would never believe Seattle even if it were true. But Seattle knows. Seattle knows that sometimes Rome is a bastard who never moves out of the way on a sidewalk so strangers always have to do it, and then they end up in the street walking through puddles full of the same cigarette butts that Rome discarded. And, really, when Seattle’s standing in line with Rome at a coffee shop or in line for the bathroom, Seattle’s tired of the way Rome smells, of Rome’s secret flaws and dishonesties. Seattle’s tired of all of this and tired of that same damn smell every day—sweat.
Kait Heacock is a writer and graduate student. She grew up in the same small town in Central Washington as her literary idol Raymond Carver, which she hopes means something. She writes short stories, travel writing, and the occasional fairy tale, when she’s feeling fantastical. Her work has appeared or is forthcoming in journals including Soundings Review, Clackamas Literary Review, and Portland Review. She also writes the “Sexy Thursday” column at pdxxcollective.com, which features fiction, non-fiction, and interviews about sex and sexuality.
*Tin House is now accepting flash fiction (under 1,000 words) for FLASH FRIDAYS. Please send to theopenbar@tinhouse.com with FLASH FRIDAY as your subject line.
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Sky Ward

It’s Sunday afternoon and I have just finished reading Kazim Ali’s newest collection Sky Ward (Wesleyan, 2013) for the second time. Instead of writing to you, I wish I could call you on the phone, or sit on your couch, on a park bench, and read the whole book to you out loud! Of course poetry should be read out loud and to each other, but Ali’s book seems so much a song that it feels disloyal to only write about it.
Kazim writes, “citizen of sound or stone/ at the boarder of light clamoring”
And he is a poet, a citizen, of both song (sound) and thingness (stone), his book full of an exciting musicality and lyricism, yet firmly anchored to the world we live in which is a kind of dream, is it not? Isn’t it a world that exists on the edges of our own understanding, at that boarder of light clamoring in the brain?
Kazim writes, “In the battle to own yourself/ whom do you fight”
Throughout this beautiful book, full of the elements of water and air, there is a battle to understand (or to know again) the inner-life and the meaning the poet has as a human being on earth.
Kazim writes, “Your own body is the only mosque you need”
Kazim writes, “there is no one to write this sadness how hard it is”
Kazim writes, “it hardly matters my silence/ weather moment or year”
In his new book, the poet teaches us about the holiness and fragility of the self, he attempts the work of writing about the elemental experiences of grief and love in such a way as to be given over completely to these mysterious gods, and for me the poet’s silences do matter! As this is a book you read and after reading can’t imagine not having it near you.
Kazim writes, “My heart is a nickel, unearthed and scent. We are manmade/ catastrophe”
Which is true!
The blurbs on the back of “Sky Ward” call for the book to be read out loud, they celebrate the lyricism of Ali’s lines, they praise the language he engages in. And they are right. But there is something else I would like to add to the cheer of the crowd, which is this:
Kazim Ali’s book is also a hymn, a hymn to the self, to the father and mother, to the lover, the sea and sky, a hymn to the city, and a hymn to the failure of being human, which is really a song about the success of our species! A book of celebration that should be celebrated!
Matthew Dickman is the poetry editor of Tin House and the author of All-American Poem (American Poetry Review/ Copper Canyon Press, 2008) and Mayakovsky’s Revolver (Norton, 2012). He lives and works in Portland, Oregon.
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The Killing Fields
Brandon Shimoda is the author of four books of poetry, including Portuguese (Tin House Book/Octopus), O Bon (Litmus Press, 2011), The Girl Without Arms (Black Ocean, 2011), and The Alps (Flim Forum, 2008)—among other solo and collaborative works in print, on cassette, online and on vinyl. He is currently co-editing, with poet Thom Donovan, a retrospective collection of writings by Lebanese-American poet Etel Adnan (Nightboat Books, forthcoming). He was born in California, and has lived most recently in Maine, Taiwan, and Arizona. He maintains some part of himself at vispoetica.tumblr.com.
Brandon will be reading this evening in Boston as part of the Tin House/Octopus AWP Party.
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Small Press Beat: AWP
I am hoping my 2013 AWP goes something like the well-known Raymond Carver quote : “Get in, get out. Don’t linger. Go on.” Assuming that one could put up his or her blinders to the constant pummeling of everything that is AWP, here are ten books that I plan to buy, then rush out of the convention center, take a taxi to Cheers, and read all weekend. And while I might not have read all of these books yet, you should trust me when I say they are going to be awesome.
Aphoria by Jackie Clark (Brooklyn Arts Press)
If foria is the misalignment of the eyes, or when the eyes are unable to concentrate on one object, then what is aphoria? The non-misalignment of sight? Are we looking straight on then, without trouble? The title brings to mind aporia, some impassable path. So what are we seeing then during the “spacewalk / while fingers / hypnotically roll / invisible balls / back and forth / between / their tips”? That’s so Derrida.
Debts & Lessons by Lynn Xu (Omnidawn Publishing)
A thorough and understanding piece on Xu’s books is here, with allusions to Marcus Arelius (where the book’s title came from), Shakespeare, Eliot, Shelley and O’Hara, not to mention English-Chinese translation. Holy moly, I can’t wait to read this.
The Warmth of the Taxidermied Animal by Tytti Heikkinen (Action Books)
I just found out about this one via Daniella Pafunda and Joyelle McSweeney over at Montevidayo. The translation titles that Action Books puts out never disappoint. There’s a poem in this book called “Fatty XL.” What more do you want? Go to the Action Books table and pick their brains.
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Password Requirements
Your password must contain at least one number.
It’s a bad idea to put a 1 after a typical word or phrase. Awesome1, for instance, is not awesome, nor is it accurate. Killme2 is a weak password.
Password should contain at least one lower case letter.
Password should be between 6 and 20 characters, which is long, or much longer, we suppose, than some of us can imagine, or that many of us need. Perhaps your version of safety requires even more characters? We do not yet know.
Password should not include your phone number, an email address, the same as your user name, or a name you use only with your closest friends, or indeed, the name of your child, or the child you do not yet have, or perhaps the child you will never have, nor the name of that girlfriend you can’t quite find yet on Facebook, perhaps she has a new last name? In any case, don’t use her name either — or that cutesy thing she used to call you in Chicago — you should just move on. It’s over.
Password shouldn’t include too many special characters, such as $ or ? or WTF, because why are you bothering, for instance, to attempt to set a password for your dormant, underused frequent flyer account anyway? You barely travel, except for various hungover flights from that dreadful Marine Terminal at LaGuardia — a swampy, metallic building, with all the water bugs and an old guy named Marty who was employee of the month but the airline magazine photo editors couldn’t get their shit together soon enough to take a decent photo of the guy, just a blurry snapshot of an old man bending over a suitcase, thinning hair and a smile with too much gum — and you, seeking to establish a password, merely take a flight from that terminal every few years to fly back to Illinois, to visit the relatives down-state, but really you wish you could just stay in grey Chicago, riding the train around the lake, trying to remember what went wrong. Perhaps, with enough miles, if you got your shit together, you could fly somewhere weird and international, like on Air Iberia or Fly Saudi or Jet North Korea, but alas, all you can manage is to sign up finally up for some frequent flyer miles, which is actually a process that is in doubt — because first you still need a sufficient password — and after that, you might finally redeem that flight from last January. Actually, no. Flight credits expire 12 months from the ticketed date. Too late. Give it up. Someone will steal them anyway.
Password should contain at least one upper case letter.
Password must be written by you.
Password doesn’t care if you aren’t who you want to be, or if you don’t fly often enough, or if you forget to claim your credits or comb your hair or call your mom or get a wife or a decent job or care much about anything.
Password will open doors to you that were previously closed.
If you do it right, your password will be yours alone.
A good password is forever.
Until you change it in four weeks, which is what we recommend.
Nathan Deuel lives in Beirut and is an M.F.A. candidate at the University of Tampa. He has written essays for The New York Times, GQ, Salon, Slate, The Awl, and the Los Angeles Review of Books, among others. Previously, he was an editor at Rolling Stone and the Village Voice.
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Issue #55: This Means War
The earliest recorded stories are war stories. Some forty thousand years ago, people painted their tales of hunting buffalo and elk and battling fellow humans on the walls of caves. As soon as we could put pen to paper, we recorded for posterity how armies crossed seas and mountains and deserts to clash swords with other men, for glory and in memory of the fallen. We may have forgotten how our great-great-grandparents met and fell in love, but we remember that our great-great-grandpa fought at the battle of Normandy. Everyone has a war story. Why? Because war equals conflict and conflict equals story. It has always fallen to our storytellers, poets, and reporters to show us who we are and help us make sense of the senseless. So it has been, so it will always be. 
In this issue, Anthony Doerr takes readers behind the lines of the Hitler Youth during World War II, while Phil Klay depicts the harrowing chaos of Afghanistan. Will Mackin ruminates on receiving care packages before a big offensive on the Afghan-Pakistan border, and Paris editor Heather Hartley interviews veteran foreign correspondent Janine di Giovanni about her experiences in multiple war zones, from Palestine to Bosnia, Somalia to Kosovo. Colum McCann, in an excerpt from his new novel, Transatlantic, portrays the seemingly unresolvable quagmire of the Irish “Troubles” and how American Senator George Mitchell helped pave the way to peace. But not all wars are fought in the trenches. Jim Shepard, a master at depicting domestic warfare, brilliantly marshals a cast of characters through their dysfunctions in “Wall-to-Wall Counseling.” And Matthew Specktor, meantime, goes behind the façade of glamorous Hollywood as he steps into the bunker with titan agents who are waging all-out war on the studios, and each other.
Sun Tsu, who wrote The Art of War some sixteen hundred years ago, instructed, “There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare.” Let us hope that our leaders listen to our storytellers.
On top of all this incredible content, we’re also thrilled to announce that we’re now able to fulfill digital subscriptions to the magazine. Every new print subscription comes with access to the digital version, which you can enjoy alone for $19.95. This has been a long time coming and we hope you’ll continue to enjoy the magazine in whatever format you prefer.
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Portuguese by Brandon Shimoda
Brandon Shimoda is the author of four books of poetry, including Portuguese (Tin House Book/Octopus), O Bon (Litmus Press, 2011), The Girl Without Arms (Black Ocean, 2011), and The Alps (Flim Forum, 2008)—among other solo and collaborative works in print, on cassette, online and on vinyl. He is currently co-editing, with poet Thom Donovan, a retrospective collection of writings by Lebanese-American poet Etel Adnan (Nightboat Books, forthcoming). He was born in California, and has lived most recently in Maine, Taiwan, and Arizona. He maintains some part of himself at vispoetica.tumblr.com.
Brandon will be reading at the Tin House/Octopus AWP Party.
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THE NAMES OF TREES
I began the email, “I am looking out my window at the snow-capped postal van and the bare branches…” I stopped; I didn’t know what sort of tree it was. Goethe, the writer of The Sorrows of Young Werther and Faust, could approximate the age of any tree from the width of its trunk. Yet, all I could tell peering over through the glass was that this was some sort of evergreen. The entire winter it had sheltered my apartment from the winds that surged over the lake. I didn’t even know its name.
Humbert Humbert was a more conscientious observer than I.
“We shall stop wherever you want,” I said. And then as a lovely, lonely, supercilious grove (oaks, I thought; American trees at that stage were beyond me) started to echo greenly the rush of our car, a red and ferny road on our right turned its head before slanting into the woodland, and I suggested we might perhaps—
‘Drive on,’ my Lo cried shrilly.”
Note that American trees were only beyond him “at that stage.” He planned to learn. He had already noted several birches, the most Russian of trees. Humbert’s author was a lepidopterist and a linguist; a man who made it his business to know the correct names of things.
Once you start reading for trees you find them everywhere, from Proust’s ecclesiastical hawthorns to Silverstein’s Giving Tree. Even their lack has a presence of sorts; George Saunders’ short story, “Sea Oak” starts with the regret that there is no oak, and no ocean.
Then, of course, there is the tree, which in Milton’s words gifted man, “Knowledge of Good bought dear by knowing ill.” Some of the best books I have known do just that. Lolita was not an easy read. We the Animals half broke my heart last week and not just because the brothers snap a sapling’s trunk. These books are in part so beautiful because they describe the ills of the world.
So perhaps this tie between writers and trees is more than a game of association. The Sibyl wrote her prophesies on the back of oak leaves. For years, we scribbled and printed ours on pulp. Even that email was typed on plastic keys, sculpted from oil, distilled from the detritus of forests long gone. It seems only polite to learn their names.
The tree outside my room turns out to be a white cedar; otherwise known as arborvitae, which translates to Tree of Life. White cedar is a misnomer. The tree known by that name is actually a subspecies of cypress and cypresses are associated with mourning. Learning the tree’s name and history made the view feel slightly more mine. I missed a bit less the friend to whom I was writing the aforementioned email.
I’m not arguing that we should all become botanists. There are lots of important things to keep track of these days: where the Thai food truck parks on Wednesdays and the top ten ways to get more Twitter followers. But knowing whether your street is lined with elms or birch makes that street yours. And one day, when you depart, you can pack those linguistic cuttings. They’ll put roots into your skin. Reading the word magnolia, I see the petals fall, as they did when I was small enough to perch in our magnolia’s crook. It’s all there in the plush o, the delicate l, and the precarious dot of the i. My breath will always quiver reading:
Also at the end of the street
there is a magnolia tree
the white kind
that tatters
after it blooms
so the tree winds up
in the street
-(Mary Ruefle, Excerpt from White Buttons)
My white cedar may be less lovely but it is sturdier. Where I am going next, I may need a d strong enough to lean against.
Rowan Hisayo Buchanan started out in London, moved to New York, squatted in Tokyo and is currently in the Middle West pursuing an MFA at the University of Madison-Wisconsin. Previous work has appeared on NPR’s Selected Shorts and in The Columbia Review. @Rowanhlb
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Desiderata
Michelle Wildgen (Managing Editor, Tin House Magazine): I spent February in a hell of winter’s making, but also watching Argo and realizing that at least some of its gut-wrenching tension comes from the fact that it exploits something we all know and dread: the endless string of checkpoints in air travel. Except instead of getting somewhere twelve hours late, the stakes are ever so slightly higher. Still, between that and the terrifying opener juxtaposing the paper-pushing embassy with the protests raging right outside, I was gripped. Also, Coach Taylor has a cameo, and I like to support him for aesthetic reasons.
I also joined the millions of incredulous Downton Abbey watchers who kinda can’t believe we’re watching this ridiculous show. I have an issue with repeating storylines in a show that is merely 3 seasons in, and 6-episode seasons at that. But it has its pleasures: watching Lady Mary reveal her inner conservative, seeing the word simper so flawlessly embodied by Cora, and Robert almost redeeming himself with his one-liner about kissing at Eton. Almost. This week I’m reading Tell the Wolves I’m Home, and while it’s too soon for a full report, I am hooked into the narrative, which is expertly peppered with little family mysteries—my very favorite kind.
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Heather Hartley (Paris Editor, Tin House Magazine): Hungarian photographer André Kertész said that, “Seeing is not enough, you have to feel what you photograph,” and the stunning book of his black and white photographs, On Reading, attests to his sensitivity to and keen insight into his subjects: people reading in public places and sometimes private rooms. Daily life is captured in its intimacy, humanity and grit–from Paris to parks, from Tokyo to the tops of garbage bins and lots of places in between, made beautiful by Kertész.
Diane Chonette (Art Director at Tin House): Lately I’ve enjoyed watching the World Rally Championships (WRC). Now I wouldn’t exactly call myself a gear-head (or a petrol-head, as the Brits say), but I do get a real thrill from watching these cars skid around curves at harrowing speeds as they are skillfully manipulated by their drivers and navigators. Rally Sweden took place earlier this month and I watched aghast as these cars flew through the frozen forests of Sweden at speeds unfitting for the conditions. Fans of the sport line the course, particularly where they are assured of some huge air, and swill vodka straight from the bottle while cheering heartily as cars leave the snow packed surface for a second or two before gaining grip again. It is truly exhilarating. This is one of those sports where skill and luck go hand in hand. There’s still a lot of rally left, so if you haven’t watched before, you might be surprised by how captivating it can be.
Tony Perez (Managing Editor, Tin House Books): Leviathan, Directed by Véréna Paravel and Lucien Castaing-Taylor. There’s no question that film festivals bring a broader audience to movies that wouldn’t normally get them (the woman behind me bitching throughout the movie clearly thought she was in for a Sci-Fi Peter Weller vehicle). I can’t imagine many scenarios where a theater as large as Cinemagic would be turning people away for a non-narrative, dialogue-free documentary about deep-sea fishing. Score one for PIFF! The woman behind me aside, the audience–based on their applause and murmuring as we exited the building–seemed to have an experience similar to the one I had: we were entirely immersed in the images, sounds, violence, and movements on and around this North Atlantic vessel. Shot on eleven different cameras from myriad perspectives on and off the boat, it was one of the most visceral sensory experiences I’ve had with film. I highly recommend seeing it in the theater if you get the chance.
Emma Komlos-Hrobsky (Assistant Editor, Tin House Magazine): I cannot recommend PBS’s documentary Wolverine: Chasing the Phantom strongly enough. Wolverines have never been more charming than they are here, as they gnaw straight through moose skeletons and rocket their way back and forth across the snow-packed Tetons and eat the gloves of those who love them. Only the wolverine scientists featured in the film seem capable of surpassing them in both likability and quasi-idiotic fearlessness. In my favorite moment, one biologist describes how really what he’d like to do is be a wolverine: “Bite what I wanna bite, climb what I wanna climb.” They’re all clearly nuts, and I want to be one of them.
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Jakob Vala (Graphic Designer, Tin House): This month, I’ve been watching all of Twin Peaks for about the millionth time, practicing a sort of masochism by forcing myself to savor only one episode an evening. Of course I love the mix of twisted, surrealist slapstick and soapy drama, but more than anything, I’m charmed by Agent Cooper’s genuine delight over just about everything and, especially, his love for a fine cup of black coffee, a slice of homemade cherry pie, and the lovely Audrey Horne. I’ve also been binging on documentaries. I recommend all of these: Brother’s Keeper, Dark Days, God’s Next Army, and How to Survive a Plague.
Masie Cochran (Associate Editor, Tin House Books): A few weeks ago I watched Errol Morris’ 1999 documentary, Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr. Morris has an amazing ability to pull me into stories and introduce me to characters I would normally try to avoid. Mr. Death follows the career of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr., an unlicensed engineer with an unusual specialty—the design and repair of electric chairs, lethal injection systems, gallows, and gas chambers. At the start of the film he is depicted, if not wholly strange, as at least trying to do something he believes in. Leuchter sees himself as a crusader, trying to humanize the end of life experience for those put to death. He tweaks machines to injure less, kill more quickly. He suggests hanging paintings on the wall of the execution chamber to try to calm inmates. And, as is often true with Errol Morris’ films, there is a twist to this already bizarre story. After asked by Holocaust denier and convicted menace Ernst Zundel to inspect facilities at Auschwitz, Leuchter’s career takes a surprising and disappointing turn—down-bound from the moment Leuchter crosses the border into Germany. While Leucter is lost in a fog of arrogance, where his opinion reigns supreme, Errol Morris’ telling is clean, crisp, and reserved in judgment.
Lance Cleland (Workshop Director): Like my colleague (and rival), Mr. Perez, I also attended the Portland International Film Festival. Going in, almost all of my attention was focused on Something in the Air, the latest from the great Olivier Assayas. Rather than list all the reasons that film disappointed me, I would rather focus on what was without question the highlight of the festival (and my cinematic year so far), Pablo Larraín’s NO. Using vintage video cameras to shoot the film (Larraín wanted to match the look of the actual 80’s ad campaigns the film centers around), the neon vibrancy on screen plays perfectly off the cool detachment of the protagonist, a never-better Gael García Bernal. Larrain’s decision to center his movie around a politically apathetic character only heightens the stakes. And where a lesser director would feel the need to crank the tension dial past 10 in order to hammer home the point that this is real life on screen, Larraín trusts the material enough to keep the pulse of his film steady, even as the euphoria of a dictatorship’s demise fills the streets. It is rare that a film can still excite you weeks after seeing it, but I just can’t get NO out of my blood.
Meg Storey (Editor, Tin House Books): The best reading experience I had in the month of February was a live reading. Mary Szybist’s second poetry collection, Incarnadine: Poems, was released by Graywolf this month, and since Szybist is a local poet (and Tin House Summer Writer’s Workshop faculty member and a personal friend), I had the pleasure of attending her book launch at Powell’s. Hearing her reinterpretations of the Annunciation and her observations of motherhood (there is a particularly haunting poem about a mother who threw her two children off a Portland bridge) in Mary’s own lovely voice was a wonderful way to experience the work. But the next-best thing has been lingering over them at my leisure, and I encourage you to do the same.
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Nowhere

Arthur Bradford is an O Henry Award winning writer and Emmy-nominated filmmaker. His writing has appeared inEsquire, McSweeney’s, Vice, Men’s Journal, and many other publications. His first book, Dogwalker, was published by Knopf and Vintage paperback in 2002, and has been translated into ten languages. His latest book, Benny’s Brigade, is a children’s book, published by McSweeney’s in 2012.
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AWP FAQs
Hello and welcome to AWP Boston! Whether this is your first time joining the world’s largest assembly of writers, or if you make the pilgrimage each year, this is the place to compare your own fears and anxieties with other peoples’. Please note: the FAQs are organized by participant-type. Enjoy!
BOOKFAIR EXHIBITOR FAQs
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Q: Is the bookfair open to the public?
A: We are contractually obligated to open the bookfair to the general public on the last day of the conference so that Brides-to-Be can assess the capacity and noise levels of the host’s event spaces. If a person who works outside of the publishing industry shows up at your booth and he/she isn’t a bride, please notify the Hospitality Center immediately so that the host hotel can claim their “we had a real-live non-writer person show up at the bookfair” prize.
Q: When must I leave the bookfair exhibit hall?
A: Most Bookfair Exhibitors choose to leave the exhibit hall when they are deprived of all dignity, compassion and patience, and/or when they run out of Aspirin. This usually takes place around 5:30 p.m. each day.
Q: May I share my personal exhibit space with another vendor?
A: Our legal team has advised us not to answer this.
Q: There is a person who submits five stories a week hovering by our table. What should I do/say?
A: Does this person subscribe to your magazine? No? Write down “you’d have a better chance at understanding what we do publish if you actually read our mag” on a piece of paper, fashion the paper into an origami elephant and throw it at their head.
If this person is a subscriber: After complimenting them on their prolificacy, be honest about the reasons why you’ve rejected all their stories. If the submitter exhibits any signs of trembling, sweating or nausea, give them a free pen (Editors Note: Due to the rising cost of publishing, especially witty blog essays, Tin House will no longer be giving out free pens at AWP. We will still be providing competitive insurance quotes ).
NEW CONFERENCE ATTENDEE FAQs
Q: What does AWP stand for?
A: AWP stands for “Awkward Writers’ Powwow.” Some people will tell you that AWP stands for “The Association of Writers and Writing Programs” but if that were true, the acronym wouldn’t be AWP, so duh.
Q: Socially and professionally, what should I expect?
A: Expect the world, writer! The world, and nothing less! Whether you are distributing galleys of your self-published zombie romance novel; are looking for the right home for your chapbook of short stories narrated from the POVs of different household appliances; or you’re just hoping to make some like-minded, writing and reading-obsessed friends—you’ve come to the right place!
Q: I feel embarrassed calling myself a writer. Am I a writer?
A: Much has been made about the existential, psychological and even financial ramifications of answering this question in the affirmative. This friendly little quiz will help you find your way:
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